If you kiss her，you are not a gentleman.
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度。
If you don't，you are not a man.
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉。
If you make romance，you are an 'experiencedman'.
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手。
If you don't you are half a man.
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟。
If you are well dressed，she says you are a playboy.
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子。
If you don't，you are a dull boy.
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙。
If you attempt a romance，she says you didn't respect her.
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她。
If you don't，she thinks you do not like her.
但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她。
If you stare at other，she accuses you offlirting.
你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情。
If she is stared by others，she says that they are just admiring.
如果是其他男人瞪着她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已。
Oh God！you created those creature called 'WOMAN'.
上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物。
So simple，yet so complex.
既简单又复杂。
So weak，yet so powerful.
如此柔弱，却又如此强悍。
So confusing，yet so desirable.
让人又恼又爱。
"O LORD，tell me what to do?AMEN"
神啊，请告诉我该怎么做？阿门！